Thursday, October 6, 2016

Back Outta Retirement


Hello Fellow Butter Lovers!


Sorry for Harry Houdiniing you all, but I've decided to come out of retirement, because let's face it, life is too damn short.
We are all busy, our lives are hectic, our worlds chaotic, our mothers overbearing, but we still have to make time for ourselves, and damnit (sorry for my unladylike words mommy) I am ready to do so.

For these past two years I have over-scheduled myself to within an inch of my sanity and I forgot that life is meant to be enjoyable. Unfortunately, I am not a trust fund baby and I have to work for a living, and then Netflix kept updating new bingeable episodes and I just got so caught up in work, school, and the day to day monotony that I sort of checked out. Well, no more. Although I have been underground, I have still been drinking wine, ODing on butter, and blaring beautiful soulful toonage, but the best part about life and relationships is sharing. That being said, I have a new mantra.


I pledge to share:

  • My story
  • My recipes
  • My successes
  • My failures
  • My life

Anywho, all this reminiscing is making me acutely aware of how many dishes are in the sink, and unfortunately I haven't created a system of where I simply clean as I go so now I must go adult. 

I will be posting later this week with some delightful photos and some even more delightful food. 

#MayMaysBitchinKitchen

BRB Gotta go do some dishes

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

The Wonderful World of Bruschetta

OM NOM NOM
Mmmmmmm bruschetta. I am a huge fan of all bruschettas, not just the tomato salad bruschetta, I don't discriminate. I am down with all races and creeds of bruschetta but the recipe I will be sharing with you today is the tomato, basil bruschetta.



Let's first talk about the meaning of bruschetta. From my very brief research on the internet the term bruschetta originated in Ancient Rome as a way to sample the many different olive oils from the olive growers. Bruschetta comes from the Latin word bruscare which essentially means to toast or burn. I don't know about you but bruschetta sounds so much more decadent than toast, perhaps I'll start calling my toast bruschetta
(it makes me feel fancy like Iggy). The toppings of bruschetta can vary tremendously such as fig and goat cheese, or prosciutto and fontina - the possibilities are endless. My absolute favorite, especially in the summer months, is the tomato, basil bruschetta.

I'm So Fancy
First things first I'm the realist I mean the tomato. I've tried a lot of variations with the type of tomato. I've tried heirloom tomatoes, grape tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, beefsteak tomatoes, tomatoes on the vine, and so on and so forth. My favorite tomato to use for tomato bruschetta is roma or italian tomatoes. I like the roma tomatoes because you can usually find them year round and they have the shape and consistency I'm looking for. Make sure they are firm to the touch and don't have any wrinkles on their skin. For this recipe you'll need at least five roma tomatoes.

Next is the bread. Honestly I've used many different types of bread for this recipe so if you have baguette on hand you can certainly use it. I've even used pre-sliced sourdough in a jam, it still turned out great. My personal favorite bread to use is Ciabatta - I love all the little holes that help soak up all that tomatoey goodness and I also think the shape is ideal for bruschetta, you'll probably only use a half a loaf.

You'll also need fresh basil that luckily I grow in my garden but you can usually find it year round in your local grocery stores. If weather permits it I highly recommend growing your own fresh herbs, it's much more convenient and delicious.

The rest of the ingredients I usually have on hand which are garlic, olive oil, sugar, kosher salt, black pepper and of course BUTTER. Other essentials for me while in the kitchen are Billie Holiday (yes I know I'm an old soul), my purple lilac scented candle, and a glass of wine.
 White Hydrangeas and Mason Jars

First blare your solid oldies, open your bottle of wine and let the games begin. Let's start with the topping.
Begin by cutting all the tomatoes in half lengthwise. Next scoop out all the insides leaving only the flesh and skin. This means the seeds and the middle membrane connecting the top and the bottom (I don't like watery tomatoes especially for bruschetta) After all the tomatoes have been scooped you can start your chopping.
Sneak a bite and just pat yourself on the back
This size of the chop is up to you, I would say a probably a 1/4" chop. I recommend using a serrated knife for this step and also cutting through the flesh first and then the skin (it helps maintain the integrity of the tomato). Throw all those beautiful tomatoes in a bowl and start on the garlic. I usually use about 4 or 5 cloves of garlic for this recipe (I LOVE garlic) because I don't rub the toasted bread with the garlic clove (I'm a little lazy). Mince up that garlic super fine and throw it in with the tomatoes (you can also use a garlic press or a microplane as well). Next pick up all those basil leaves (depending on the size you can use anywhere from 10-20) stack one on top of the other, roll them up into a log and slice then slice some more. I prefer the basil more evenly distributed so I don't do the "julienned" strips. Season the tomato salad with lots of salt and pepper and a little dash of olive oil and also a heaping teaspoon of sugar (I got this little tip from my mama, it helps with the acidity of the tomato). Next it's time for the bread.
Toast aka Bruschetta

This where I get picky. I toast my bread in the skillet. I used to do it all in the oven and then I watched Julie and Julia and realized "holy hell why wouldn't I do it in a saute pan?!" You get that beautiful golden color and crunch along with the chewiness in the skillet that you don't always get in an oven. I mean look at these babies. Anyways before you start slicing the break turn on that pan on medium heat so it gets nice and warm. Next slice the bread, again with that serrated knife. Once the pan has been heating up add about a 1/4 cup of olive oil and one or two tablespoons of butter (you get the high smoke point of the olive oil and a little butter flavor mmmmmm). Once the butter starts to sizzle shake it around making sure it's evenly distributed and put in those slices of bread. Don't push em around (they didn't do anything to you) leave them alone and let them brown. Once then are nice and golden brown flip them over to the other side and continue this gorgeous process.
Bruschetta Assemble! 



Once all the bread is toasted is time to assemble :-)

I get so excited for this step that I sometimes forgo the spoon all together and just grab it with my hands and put it directly on the bread. But if you aren't a heathen such as myself then you can surely use a slotted spoon. Display them on a white serving platter if you have one (it helps those colors really pop) Now it's time to indulge! Sip on that wine and gorg on that bruschetta cause you earned it. YUMMMM! Next I think I'm gonna try to roast the garlic beforehand and put it in there as opposed to raw garlic, I'll update you but I'm sure it won't hurt.







Ingredients: 
5 roma tomatoes
4-5 cloves of garlic
Large bunch of basil (10-20 leaves)
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1 heaping teaspoon Granulated sugar
1/4-1/2 cup Olive Oil
2-4 tablespoons of Butter
1 loaf of Ciabatta bread

Utensils:
Chefs Knife (garlic and basil)
Serrated Knife (bread and tomatoes)
Medium-sized bowl
Cutting board
Large skillet
Tongs
Slotted spoon or heathen hands
White Serving Platter (optional)

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Bring on the Butter

Hey everybody, welcome to my first blog! I'd like to start off with saying thank you to all of my friends and family for hounding me to start a blog because I FINALLY did it. (And yes I just gave myself a pat on the back) First off let me preface with the title: Binging on Butter, don't let it fool you, I am in no way trying to create a race of morbidly obese humans however I am just sick and tired of the obsession with fat free, sugar free, carb free, unsalted, flavor-free food. Enough!

I understand that your body is a temple as well as a wonderland (thanks John Mayer) and in no way am I promoting a glutinous diet filled with deep fried butter, wrapped in bacon and injected with sugary sauces (pretty sure they will serve that at the fair this year) but live a little. Stop punishing yourself for having a slice of cake or an extra piece of bread slathered with butter, sometimes we gotta spoil ourselves. Life is challenging and it's important to occasionally, "Treat Yo Self!"

I LOVE cooking and I've been "treating" my friends and family as long as I've been able to preheat the oven to 350. Thanks to my mother, I have a "no box" policy (which I skipped in college to save on money, sorry mommy!). I insist whenever possible to make as much as humanly possible from scratch. It has gotten so bad that I can even taste the difference between a boxed cake and one from scratch, and it hurts my soul. I also understand that some people don't have the time or sanity to make everything from scratch and I gotta tell you I fall short often. I'll even let you in on a little secret, sometimes I love it.

NOMZ!
One time I made a Lemon Raspberry Trifle for one of my girlfriends' engagement parties which consisted of lemon pound cake, fresh raspberries, raspberry sauce, and lemon whipped cream (YUM). Normally I would make the pound cake from scratch and the lemon curd from scratch but I was down to the wire so I cheated, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I bought pound cake from the store as well as lemon curd and I gotta tell ya, TOTALLY worth it. I made the whipped cream as well as the raspberry sauce, both SUPER easy, and it was just delish! I will post about the lemon raspberry trifle once I've finalized the recipe so I can share it with all of you lovelies.
Hi there!



Anyways thanks for embarking on this new venture in my life and I look forward to sharing my cooking adventures and/or fiascos with you. Sorry if my post was all over the place, I think I just typed every thought that came into my head - I may have the attention span of a dog or small child. Just remember to Treat. Yo. Self with some sinful food on occasion cause lemme tell ya, YOU DESERVE IT!